how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize