absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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