Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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