shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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