Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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