we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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