I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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