the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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