If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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