At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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