I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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