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it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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