Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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