She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
there is glitter all over my balls
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