and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.