I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN