awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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