He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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