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i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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