Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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