Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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