Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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