That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I understand Curling. That high.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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