Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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