Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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