everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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