There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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