Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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