she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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