Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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