You made me cry and you don't even care
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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