she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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