Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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