I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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