That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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