dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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