Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
