The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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