i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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