when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
