It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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