By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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