We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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