I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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