Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay