I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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