I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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