Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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