bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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