WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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