NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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