Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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