so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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