love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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