His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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